Why does my hair always look its best the same day as I’m due to have it cut?
Why does most pyjamas come in a vest and long trousers? I tend to have my legs under the duvet and my arms on top of the duvet, hence a longsleeved top and shorts would suit me much better!?
Why is it that bog roll sheets are approx. 15x15 cm? Who on earth would use ONE sheet that size to wipe their bum?
Why does my cats only scratch me on the top of my chest 2 seconds before I’m due to go out and have a low cut top on?
Why is everything I like to eat very unhealthy?
