CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you
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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
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6 birds sitting in a tree..
A man ready 2 shoot
5 birds fly away.
But 1 bird was sitting.
why?
Koluppu…
unna maari..
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Girl:"Mom Mom,I Got Raped."
Mom : ' Eat Some Chillies"
Girl : Will It Stop Pregnancy ?
Mom : ' NO "
It Will Stop That Fucking Smile On Ur Face ":-)
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Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"
Husband: "Excellent idea"
Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->
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Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:
"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"
Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->
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Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:
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Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...
"DINNER" ;->
u Dirty mind...
upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P
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Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
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Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->
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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you
ll always B SUCSEX FUL! in LIFE.
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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
====
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
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6 birds sitting in a tree..
A man ready 2 shoot
5 birds fly away.
But 1 bird was sitting.
why?
Koluppu…
unna maari..
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Girl:"Mom Mom,I Got Raped."
Mom : ' Eat Some Chillies"
Girl : Will It Stop Pregnancy ?
Mom : ' NO "
It Will Stop That Fucking Smile On Ur Face ":-)
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Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"
Husband: "Excellent idea"
Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"... =P ;->
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Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:
"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"
Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;->
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Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:
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Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...
"DINNER" ;->
u Dirty mind...
upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P
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Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
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Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->
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